The Female Netizen, also known as Internet Chick, is an alleged female humanoid being purportedly inhabiting internet, mainly on chatrooms and MMORPGs such as World of Warcraft.
 Alleged Photo, Presumably Staged
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| The Female Netizen | |
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| Conservation Status | 
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| Scientific Classification |
Domain: Eukarya Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Primates Family: Hominidae Genus: Homo Species: Sapiens Sapiens Femalus |
| Binomial Name | Homo Sapiens Sapiens Femalus |
| Average Height | 4–6 feet (1-1.5 meters) |
| Average Weight | 86 pounds (76 kg) |
| Diet | Omnivorous (presumed) |
| Sapience Level | Sapient (presumed) |
| Seen in | Every country (except antactica) |
| Habitat | Internet |
Ever since the invention of the World Wide Web and its permeation into mainstream society reports have been done from all cultures claiming that female humans exist on the internet. Although it is confirmed that staged photographs, often pornographic in nature, exist, it is regarded as highly unlikely that female humans actually use the internet.
Description[]
The Internet Chick is reported to resemble normal female humans in appearance, with the exception of paler skin, a lighter complexion, and more acne due to excessive computer use.
Misidentifications[]
Often, photographs circulating the internet alleging the existence of female netizens are often staged photographs belonging to the category of softcore pornography.