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The Female Netizen, also known as Internet Chick, is an alleged female humanoid being purportedly inhabiting internet, mainly on chatrooms and MMORPGs such as World of Warcraft.

Woman at computer 3.31.08.0.0.0x0.641x425Alleged Photo, Presumably Staged
The Female Netizen
Conservation Status 240px-Status none DD svg
Scientific Classification

Domain: Eukarya

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Primates

Family: Hominidae

Genus: Homo

Species: Sapiens Sapiens Femalus

Binomial Name Homo Sapiens Sapiens Femalus
Average Height 4–6 feet (1-1.5 meters)
Average Weight 86 pounds (76 kg)
Diet Omnivorous (presumed)
Sapience Level Sapient (presumed)
Seen in Every country (except antactica)
Habitat Internet

Ever since the invention of the World Wide Web and its permeation into mainstream society reports have been done from all cultures claiming that female humans exist on the internet. Although it is confirmed that staged photographs, often pornographic in nature, exist, it is regarded as highly unlikely that female humans actually use the internet.

Description Edit

The Internet Chick is reported to resemble normal female humans in appearance, with the exception of paler skin, a lighter complexion, and more acne due to excessive computer use.

Misidentifications Edit

Often, photographs circulating the internet alleging the existence of female netizens are often staged photographs belonging to the category of softcore pornography.

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